12 days. 8 ports. 1 jaw-dropping, champagne-popping, run-around-your-cabin-naked adventure with like-minded friends.
We start in Honolulu with an overnight stay, then Kona, Maui and Hilo... volcanoes, beaches, mai tais and optional scuba diving. Then come four sea days... which we consider plenty of time to find out exactly how useful those balconies really are. Finally: Raiatea, Bora Bora, Moorea and Tahiti.
Final payment March 1, 2027.
Cancellation up to 120 days before sailing.
We never hold your cruise deposit.
Just for booking through Hugh & Judy.
Start in Hawaii. Volcanoes, beaches, mai tais strong enough to make you forget your own name... plus optional scuba dives for those of us who would rather be underwater.
Sea Days Done Right. Translation: cabin parties, balcony flirting, and maybe not leaving someone else's stateroom for... a few hours.
French Polynesia Finale. Tahiti, Bora Bora and more. Think bucket-list diving, bucket-list excursions and bucket-list naughtiness all in one trip.
Pick what fits your budget. The naughty fun doesn't change because your window got bigger.
The cheapest way to get to Tahiti. You weren't planning to spend 12 days sitting in your cabin anyway.
Current public starting rate: $2,569 per person, based on double occupancy.
NCL is no longer offering Buy One, Get One airfare on this cruise, so airfare is separate.
Check Current PriceYou get a window. Now you can confirm the ocean is still there without putting on pants.
Current public starting rate: $3,139 per person, based on double occupancy.
We called NCL today to book an Ocean View. The first number was the rack rate. After the group pricing and applicable items were added, the total came in roughly $200 less. That's why we want you to ask us for the real quote instead of assuming today's website price will still be tomorrow's price.
Check Current PriceSo far a lot of our friends have been trading “inside” for “balcony or better.” Apparently size does matter.
Current public starting rate: $4,789 per person, based on double occupancy.
Morning coffee, sunsets, fresh air... and whatever else you decide a private balcony is good for. We're travel agents. We don't ask questions.
Check Current PriceThe suites are currently sold out. We probably can get you that butler, but we have to place you on the waiting list and people cancel every day. We promise to come by at least once to harass your butler... just for fun.
Current status: Sold out. Wait list available.
They still cost way more than Hugh's first car... we just can't tell you exactly how much today because there aren't any left to sell.
Ask About the Wait ListNCL revised the itinerary because of port availability and refueling needs. We now overnight in Honolulu instead of Maui, and Raiatea and Bora Bora have switched days.
Honolulu first... and this time we get to stay overnight. Then Kona, Maui and Hilo before four days at sea. French Polynesia starts with Raiatea, followed by Bora Bora, Moorea and Papeete.
Hawaii and French Polynesia are not exactly places we're going to visit and then stay dry. We plan to dive at several ports, with coral gardens, rays, sharks and the kind of reefs people put on screen savers.
Judy has already been diving in Bora Bora. Apparently once wasn't enough.
Not a diver? No problem. This is not a dive-only trip. There will be shore excursions through us and through the ship, so you don't need a scuba certification to come have fun with the group.
Big enough to have plenty to do. Small enough that finding your friends shouldn't require GPS.
The ship went through a major renovation in 2022 and carries just over 2,000 passengers.
This is a regular Norwegian Cruise Line sailing, not a full-ship lifestyle charter. We'll have our group and our own fun while still having the restaurants, entertainment and amenities of a normal NCL cruise.
There are roughly 2,000 people aboard. We promise not all of them will know what we're up to.
View Spirit Deck PlanApparently they survived... and some even came back.
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Check CabinsSexy Silvers naughtiest week ever, after this your body will need a vacation. Don't wait... it sells out fast.
Hedo Information12 days, 8 ports. Bucket list, Certainly. F_ck it list, Probably. Any more questions.
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