October at Hedonism II
Another week in Negril with friends, pool time, theme nights, stories and the kind of details that don't normally make the resort brochure.
Read October 2025 →We've been going to Hedonism II for years... and apparently we let everyone know what was happening, even the naughty stuff.
You'll find the good, the bad, the funny, the changes at the resort, scuba diving, theme nights, rooms, food, people we've met... and occasionally things we probably shouldn't have put on the Internet.
And we're still adding trip reports, so check back regularly.
We have years of old trip reports, Facebook posts, photos and stories that we're putting here so you can get a feel for the place before you go.
Of course, your adventure will be your own...
but you can't say we didn't warn you.

Newest first. We are still digging through old Facebook posts, photos and write-ups, so this list is going to keep growing.
Another week in Negril with friends, pool time, theme nights, stories and the kind of details that don't normally make the resort brochure.
Read October 2025 →Sexy Silvers, scuba in the morning, the nude pool in the afternoon... and enough going on that sleep once again became optional.
Read May 2025 →Escaping winter is a perfectly reasonable excuse to go to Jamaica. What happens after you arrive at Hedo is where the reasonable part tends to end.
Read February 2025 →Sunshine, friends, parties and whatever else we admitted to afterward. This is one of the older reports already rescued from the archives.
Read October 2024 →Trips, Facebook posts, photos and daily recaps from earlier years are still hiding in our files. As we find them, they get their own place here instead of disappearing into social-media history.
Ask Us About an Old TripThe trip reports tell you what happened to us. These pages tell you what you probably want to know before it happens to you.
Start here if you're trying to figure out what Hedo is really like and whether it belongs on your vacation list.
Read the Hedo Guide →The questions people ask before their first trip... including some they are apparently afraid to ask anyone they know.
Read the FAQs →Things we'd tell friends before they arrive. Some are common sense. Some apparently aren't common enough.
Read the Do's & Don'ts →The resort has more room choices than it used to. Here's what the names, locations and upgrades actually mean.
Compare the Rooms →We stayed there. We took pictures. We have opinions. Of course we have opinions.
Read the Spa Room Review →Yes, some of us really do get up in the morning, put clothes on and go diving. The clothing problem solves itself once we're underwater.
See Our Scuba Trips →
One of the perks of Hedonism II that doesn't get nearly enough attention is the scuba diving. Between nude pool parties and late nights, we really do manage to strap on some gear... and, for once, keep it on.
The resort offers daily diving, and getting underwater is a pretty good reset button after whatever happened the night before. Warm water, reefs, tropical fish and then back to Hedo in time to decide what not to wear that evening.
Scuba in the morning. Hedo in the afternoon. We call that balance.
More About HedoTrip reports tell you what happened that week. The books explain how we got ourselves into some of these situations in the first place... and occasionally what happened after we stopped typing.





Two men in Judy's bed... a unicorn for a week... apparently we weren't finished.
AmazonTravel with us on unforgettable lifestyle vacations, cruises, and scuba adventures.
Really you are going to miss being chased around naked in the nude pool? The friends, the body shots and the playroom?
Hedo InformationSeven nights from San Juan with Bob from Naughty in Nawlins... five Caribbean ports, being naughty when we can, best of all no kids. Leave your panties at home.
See the Virgin CruiseFour nights... playrooms, parties, clothing optional deck and get away from the winter cold. We can find you a cabin. Hold on to your knickers.
Check CabinsSexy Silvers naughtiest week ever, after this your body will need a vacation. Don’t wait... it sells out fast.
Hedo Information12 days, 8 ports and a South Pacific adventure with lifestyle friends. Bucket list? Certainly. F_ck it list? Probably.
See the TripRead the reports first... then decide if you're brave enough to come with us.