Hedonism II • Negril, Jamaica • The reports we probably should have kept private

Hedonism II Trip Reports

We've been going to Hedonism II for years... and apparently we let everyone know what was happening, even the naughty stuff.

You'll find the good, the bad, the funny, the changes at the resort, scuba diving, theme nights, rooms, food, people we've met... and occasionally things we probably shouldn't have put on the Internet.

And we're still adding trip reports, so check back regularly.

We have years of old trip reports, Facebook posts, photos and stories that we're putting here so you can get a feel for the place before you go.

Of course, your adventure will be your own...

but you can't say we didn't warn you.

Hugh and Judy Hedonism II trip report archive
The archive

Our Hedonism II Trip Reports

Newest first. We are still digging through old Facebook posts, photos and write-ups, so this list is going to keep growing.

2025

October 2025

October at Hedonism II

Another week in Negril with friends, pool time, theme nights, stories and the kind of details that don't normally make the resort brochure.

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May 2025

May at Hedonism II

Sexy Silvers, scuba in the morning, the nude pool in the afternoon... and enough going on that sleep once again became optional.

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February 2025

February at Hedonism II

Escaping winter is a perfectly reasonable excuse to go to Jamaica. What happens after you arrive at Hedo is where the reasonable part tends to end.

Read February 2025 →

2024

October 2024

October at Hedonism II

Sunshine, friends, parties and whatever else we admitted to afterward. This is one of the older reports already rescued from the archives.

Read October 2024 →
More years are coming

Yes... we have more.

Trips, Facebook posts, photos and daily recaps from earlier years are still hiding in our files. As we find them, they get their own place here instead of disappearing into social-media history.

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Looking for Hedonism Information?

The trip reports tell you what happened to us. These pages tell you what you probably want to know before it happens to you.

Hedonism II Guide

Start here if you're trying to figure out what Hedo is really like and whether it belongs on your vacation list.

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Hedonism FAQs

The questions people ask before their first trip... including some they are apparently afraid to ask anyone they know.

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Hedo Do's & Don'ts

Things we'd tell friends before they arrive. Some are common sense. Some apparently aren't common enough.

Read the Do's & Don'ts →

Hedonism Room Types

The resort has more room choices than it used to. Here's what the names, locations and upgrades actually mean.

Compare the Rooms →

Scuba at Hedonism

Yes, some of us really do get up in the morning, put clothes on and go diving. The clothing problem solves itself once we're underwater.

See Our Scuba Trips →
Hugh and Judy's scuba diving group at Hedonism II in Negril
Morning scuba... afternoon trouble

Yes... We Actually Dive at Hedo

One of the perks of Hedonism II that doesn't get nearly enough attention is the scuba diving. Between nude pool parties and late nights, we really do manage to strap on some gear... and, for once, keep it on.

The resort offers daily diving, and getting underwater is a pretty good reset button after whatever happened the night before. Warm water, reefs, tropical fish and then back to Hedo in time to decide what not to wear that evening.

Scuba in the morning. Hedo in the afternoon. We call that balance.

More About Hedo
Somehow these trips became books

Want the Stories We Didn't Fit on the Website?

Trip reports tell you what happened that week. The books explain how we got ourselves into some of these situations in the first place... and occasionally what happened after we stopped typing.

FOREVER Isn't Boring Book 1 cover

Marriage With a Flexible Guest List

Why is butter the key to the first date?

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FOREVER Isn't Boring Book 2 cover

Destinations, Decadence & Bad Decisions

Is there a stripper in our bed?

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FOREVER Isn't Boring Book 3 cover

Age Has Nothing to Do With It

What is a Grilled Dicky Award?

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FOREVER Isn't Boring Book 4 cover

From Cootie Corner to Bora Bora

What is an Energizer Unicorn?

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FOREVER Isn't Boring Book 5 Still Us Slightly Upgraded cover

Still Us... Slightly Upgraded

Two men in Judy's bed... a unicorn for a week... apparently we weren't finished.

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